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  • Me: Mom, we should get tickets to see the Nats/Phils play around my birthday. Jayson will be back by then.
  • Her: Tuesday will be the 4th game I've been to this season. I'm going to be Phillyd out by then.
  • Me: This is no time to joke. You know that could never happen.
  • Her: I'll be bored of them by then
  • Me: You've gone crazy.